RECIPE TO USE YOUR PHONE ON THE ROAD
(for one serving)
163g plain smartphone
1 tsp divided ocular attention
large pinch of proprioception
1 tbsp supersonic finger movement
1 tsp hypersensitivity
1.4kg active brain functionality (optional)
Tip the smartphone in a bowl. Incase you can't find a bowl, use your hand. Add the divided ocular attention immediately, rub gently with proprioception until there is no more lumps and you can walk without bumping into potholes. Mix the core of the smartphone with supersonic finger movement and scroll up your feeds and reply messages. Laugh out loud at funny posts. Simmer for 5 minutes.
Cut your attention into pieces, working one piece at time, roll them as thinly as you can—arrange some pieces ahead to inform you of incoming bikes. Lay the hypersensitivity out on a lightly floured surface and cut out circles about 11cm across incase a silent vehicle shows up surprisingly ahead. Swerve and smile like nothing happened.
It's important to take care when moving in a very busy road. Read our guide on how to use phone safely on busy roads while avoiding accidents.
Spoon the mixture into a walking body with a wide star nozzle and pipe it into the active brain functionality. Serve soon after filling.
[What to do in case of a crash is not provided in this manual]
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