MR AND MRS APRIL NINA
It's Thursday morning and as usual patients are already waiting to see the doctor.
Dr Ken was already set to attend to his patients, though unlike every other day, he was very happy because is birthday anniversary is close and so he had decided to be overly nice to all his patients regardless.
Dr Ken, the "AHAWO" doctor has his colleagues had nickname him to describe his vast knowledge even on fields outside medicine, in fact Fr Ken is too "promiscuous" to live Longer but on the contrary, he lives, manage and enjoy every moment. An author, a great leader, a philanthropist, "gbobgotigbo", the list is endless.
DR KEN: first person please come in.
( _Mr April and his wife Nina walked in and from their look he could tell that they were disturbed about their condition)
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Mr April: Good morning doctor.
Mrs Nina: good morning sir.
Dr Ken: Good morning lovely coupe, you are welcome.
Mr April: sorry doctor, we couldn't make it yesterday as scheduled.
Dr Ken: No problem, as a matter of fact, the test results in the test conducted on both of you is ready.
Mrs Nina: Yes, yes doctor, please what is the problem? Why can't we have our own child after 4years and nine months after marriage, why? I am tired of the insult and frustration Dr.
Dr Ken: calm down Mrs Nina, the problem is not from you, you are clean.
Mr April: what then is the problem doc?
Dr Ken: Mr April, the result of the test conducted on you revealed that you are suffering from a severe case of "Hyperholyghostspermia"
Mr April: Ah! What does that mean Dr, the only holy ghost I know is "holy ghost fire"
Dr Ken: Calm down Mr April, you produce a very low level of sperm that can effect fertilization.
Mr April: Me! The "sharp shooter, Me! The giants slayer, Me! The Lord slaughterer. Doctor, do you know how many ladies I impregnated before marriage?
Mrs Nina: keep quiet, you fool, sharp shooter that can not score a even ungo ....wait a minute, you told me you were a virgin, so you have donated all your sperms before marriage and your parent are abusing me, calling me a man when you are the woman.
Mr April: don't talk to Mr like that before my hand penetrate your face.
Mrs Nina: hahahaahhah! Hey, penetrate Keh, when your sperms can't even penetrate my egg. Pack well Mr April fool.
Dr Ken: please calm down, there is a way out...I ...
Mrs Nina: The way out is that I am out!
Mr April: will you keep quiet F9, doctor please what is the way out?
Dr Ken: As a matter of fact, you guys are unique "April Nina"...in order not to take more time for the benefit of other patients waiting outside, you will come back in April Nine which is my birthday, then I will recommend all the necessary medication and life style that will end this terror of childlessness.
"Thank you doctor" as they both echo in unison and hurried out to go home and finish their unfinished.....
Light out
NeatPen?
*WadaFrancis*
#DRKENBIRTHDAYCONTEST
